My Computer Specifications

I was entering my profile at daniweb community and where there was an option to specify computer configuration
so here they are:

A very nice computer with very good con-figure
silent features are:
gra-un-fixed
a sound driver without a sound car(d)
so data travels through buses (no car(d)s u know) following traffic rules (speed limit 50 kmph, stops at each red light and zebra crossings)
a very intel-i-gent-professor (profs know theory only- no calculation)
with (very very) hard disk (did i mis-spell, u know c and s are very confucing)
and a very broad internet connection (broader is crossection, less is the pressure and slower is the speed of fluid-equation of continuity)