Sunday, October 4, 2020

ravan ko jalte dekha hai

kya ravan ko jalte dekha hai 

ya ravan ka jalna dhokha hai

ravan sachmuch jal jaata hai 

ya ram vijay ek dhokha hai


das ke das sheesh ravan ke

haste hai ek ek karke

jab hota hai desh mein 

chhal, kapat, au bhrashtachar

chori, apaharan ya balatkar

beeso bhujaye ravan ki

desh mein faila rahi 

bhukhmari aur bimari

hinsa aur berojgari


aur pehle ravan ek tha 

aaj bahutere ravan hai 

aur pratyek ravan aaj ka

karta anek apaharan hai 


aur aaj ram bhi prabal nahi 

karta jo wo chhal nahi 

jaan jaanki ki hai jaati 

sita dehen ho jata hai 

agni bhi hai ravan ki saathi. 


pratyek varsh uk dashmi par

jo jitne ravan jalte hai 

kaise ravan unko maane

kagaj ke putle hote hai 

par pal-pal jo is dharti par

nit itne ravan bante hai 

ye sach mein ravan hote hai

ya ravan se badhkar hote hai 


kya hoga, putlo ko jalakar

vijaydashmi, diwali manakar

keval vaya au dhavni pradushan 

jalana hai us ravan ko 

jo hai manavta ka dushman


Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Why Prestige Constructions Limited will lose prestige

This post on based on my own experience when I bought a flat in Prestige Ferns Residency by Prestige Constructions Limited (Prestige Group) in Bangalore. The property is located in south-east Bangalore, near to HSR layout.

Getting the papers of the flat
I purchased the flat from someone who booked a flat with Prestige for investment purpose. Once the deal was done, Prestige Group said, they will take 45 days to assign the property rights from the seller to buyer (me). All they had to do is following:
1. Change the owner in their system.
2. Print two copies of an agreement and get stamps on them from Notary
3. Sign the agreements themselves.
4. Get a signature from the land owner.

45 days for a tasks which can actually be completed in two days if they have good system in place!!! But the story has just begun. They did not do the same in 45 days, they took exactly 92 days for them to provide me assignment agreements, after following up with 200 calls and 20 emails (out of which around 80% were unanswered). I can't imagine a company to retain top position in market if they work so inefficiently and lethargically.

Getting the flat itself
Anyway, that was just the tip of iceberg. Let us talk about the hand over process. Basically, Prestige needs make sure that everything is fine with flat and then hand it over to the customer. Customer should be satisfied with the flat. At that stage, they made us feel that their sole purpose is to get the handover satisfaction document signed. They do not care about whether or not everything in flat is proper or not. First time, they said the flat is ready for hand over, I found so many problems -
  1. Improper alignment of doors
  2. Improper alignment of windows
  3. Cracked wall and floor tiles
  4. Uneven gap between tiles. Improper slope of tiles.
  5. Rusted door locks
  6. Chipped doors without proper polishing/paint
  7. Some windows could not be locked/unlocked. 
  8. Improper functioning of main circuit board covering. You have to actually punch the door to close it. 
  9. Taps and other bathroom fittings damaged due to acid wash
  10. Huge gap between slab and walls so that water can easily flow down from there. 
  11. Unpainted portions in balcony. 
  12. Switch board covers missing.
  13. Window lock cover missing
On contacting them, I learned that they have an internal inspection team and they approved the flat for hand-over. I mean, how many of the above could be missed by a so called professional team if they deliberately not wanted to miss them. 
Moving on, I handed over the list to them and they contacted me back after 3 days saying everything is done. 

All they actually did is changed broken tiles and put switch board covers. Only 2 things out of 11. Are you kidding me. Again, I handed them the list, they fixed door alignment, change 1 or the rusted locks (did not change 3 more rusted locks), re-polished the door where it was not needed and left the portions where it was needed, filled the gap between slab and wall. So basically 4 things out of 9, and 2 of them in a wrong/incomplete manner. I kind of gave up. I took the so called responsible person with me, spent whole one day with him and got most of the things fixed. Even though he had the list of all items, after every possible fix, he would ask me to sign the handover document. 
Things which could not be fixed were:

1. 3 of the 4 rusted locks - excuse is they are not rusted enough to be changed. 
2. Improper functioning of main circuit board covering. You still have to punch it. - excuse is - it works like this in all apartments.
3. Improper window alignments. - Excuse is - this is a lot of work, complete frame needs to be taken out and it will damage the flat, and will not guarantee complete alignment. 
4. Paint of the bathroom doors - I gave up on that - after they painted the wrong place thrice. 

The complex
The complex has more than 1000 flats, including 2, 2.5, 3, 3.5 and 4 BHK. It has a large, nice clubhouse with a lot of facilities like badminton, squash, large swimming pool, small gym, spa, sona, board games, reading room, children's play area. All of that is good. 

STP - 
The sewage treatment plant does not work properly, we can feel the foul smell in water coming in pipes. One of the resident found insects in his flush due to bad quality of water. The STP also releases a lot of smell, which you can't escape if you are standing in balcony or basement parking. Funny thing is - none of the prestige people can feel the smell, whereas even a 3 year child (my daughter) says "papa bahut gandi babbo (badboo -- smell) hai". Excuse - There is a proper process for STP maintenance and it is being serviced on time. The smell could be there as flush tanks are not used regularly. This is the worst example of how much they actually care about hygiene and health of people in the complex. 

Fire system 
The possession started more than 12 months back. However fire control systems still do not have proper instruments/cylinder. Reason - these are costly items and could be possibly stolen by workers. 


Water Softener 
The TDS is generally around 400-500, whereas expected levels are somewhere between 80-200. Even after showing the test results by multiple residents, nothing has been done in past 4 months. 


Security Guards
There is only one security guard for two towers since last 6 months. They can't find security guard in bangalore?

Grocery Vendor
Since it is such a large society, a grocery vendor is required. A vendor was voted and finalized 6 months back. He did not start his operation in given 60 days time. But Prestige group does not allow other vendors to come and set up their stores - or even to send there truck of groceries - Vested interests ???


The above are only some of the issues, the list is long and time is less. I also want to cover - Registration process, other issues in the complex, car parking allotment process, interior work process, use of clubhouse, maintenance of complex, some of which I may cover in near future.

Monday, May 14, 2018

Why eggs are worse than non-veg?


A lot of people eat eggs but avoid non-vegetarian food like chicken, fish, lamb, beef etc. A popular reason for that is that life can't come out of the egg, so by eating an egg you are not killing anyone. I can believe that...  I did believe that...  and I was an eggetarian, until I realized something!!!


Caution - Don't read further if you are an eggetarian and do not want to stop eating this 'convenient, yummy and nutritious food'! 

Now let imagination takes some wings and think of some alien invasion where some super-human species take control of earth. They have their food needs, and initially, killing humans and eating them seems a good solution to them. Later on their data scientists realized that human population is dropping and they need to either farm humans or find some alternate source of food or both. So they came up with this wonderful (read bizarre) solution. Their biological scientists found a way to reduce pregnancy duration of humans from 38 weeks to just 4 weeks by use of some medicines, the only thing is that humans will now give birth to a fetus which can't produce a baby. However these dead fetus are very 'convenient, yummy and nutritious food'. Problem solved!!! As these dead fetuses are rich in Vita-means and Con-teins which are necessary for their growth. And you can either boil them, or crack them open on a hot plate and get an omelette in few minutes, or make delicious cakes and what not. Also, you can increase the size of the fetus by using medicines. Another milestone! The females are now layers (Chickens raised for eggs are usually called layers) and males are used as broilers (chickens raised for meat are often called broilers).

What happens now? Some of them who are kind and do not want to kill humans, now become fetus-tarians and eat fetus, as these fetus can't produce babies. It is alright if the super-human farmers keep hundred humans in one room, feed them with medicines to decrease pregnancy period and to kill their fetus, feed them with antibiotics, and take their fetus away as soon as they come out. To me, the worse thing in world is to give birth to dead child - and may be the only thing that could be worse is that some one take your unborn child away, though I am not sure about that.

Then their scientists find a way to force molt male species of humans. Never heard of forced molting! Here is the wiki link. Basically all they have to do is keep the males without food for 14 days and without water for 7 days like we do it for chickens and something extra (I leave that to your imagination) and males also start carrying fetus. Therefore now not all males are broilers, some of them are layers too which solves the food shortage completely! Long live super-human species!

Thursday, January 5, 2017

UAN Website (UAN Portal) Changed

UAN website (UAN Portal) has been changed to https://unifiedportal-mem.epfindia.gov.in/memberinterface/. You can login with same PAN and password as it was on http://uanmembers.epfoservices.in/ The download passbook feature is still not working, however you can use other features like check eligibility for transfer, print UAN card etc. Also, http://memberclaims.epfoservices.in/ is down as on Jan 5 2017. I think this also is changed, I will update as soon as I get to know it.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

prateeksha by Harivansh Rai Bachchan (प्रतीक्षा)

(Madhur prateeksha hi jab itni, priya tum aate tab kya hota)

मधुर प्रतीक्षा ही जब इतनी, प्रिय तुम आते तब क्या होता?

मौन रात इस भांति कि जैसे, कोई गत वीण पर बज कर,
अभी-अभी सोई खोई-सी, सपनों में तारों पर सिर धर
और दिशाओं से प्रतिध्वनियाँ, जाग्रत सुधियों-सी आती हैं,
कान तुम्हारे तान कहीं से यदि सुन पाते, तब क्या होता?

तुमने कब दी बात रात के सूने में तुम आने वाले,
पर ऐसे ही वक्त प्राण मन, मेरे हो उठते मतवाले,
साँसें घूमघूम फिरफिर से, असमंजस के क्षण गिनती हैं,
मिलने की घड़ियाँ तुम निश्चित, यदि कर जाते तब क्या होता?

उत्सुकता की अकुलाहट में, मैंने पलक पाँवड़े डाले,
अम्बर तो मशहूर कि सब दिन, रहता अपने होश सम्हाले,
तारों की महफिल ने अपनी आँख बिछा दी किस आशा से,
मेरे मौन कुटी को आते तुम दिख जाते तब क्या होता?

बैठ कल्पना करता हूँ, पगचाप तुम्हारी मग से आती,
रगरग में चेतनता घुलकर, आँसू के कणसी झर जाती,
नमक डलीसा गल अपनापन, सागर में घुलमिलसा जाता,
अपनी बाँहों में भरकर प्रिय, कण्ठ लगाते तब क्या होता?


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Read this today, after first line was posted by friend on facebook. Great poem, by bachchan ji, and I remember one line...

Mitti ka tan, masti ka man, kshan-bhar jivan — mera parichay

Everybody got Mitti ka tan and kshan-bhar-jivan, but whoever got masti ka man, lives his "kshan-bhar jivan", Rest all just ... dont live their life.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Google Instant - Harmful for earth ??

Few months ago I came across an article in which Google tries to refute the results of a research done by Alex Wissner-Gross, a Harvard University physicist. Alex estimated that each Google earch produces around 7 grams of Carbon dioxide. Google estimates the figure around 0.2 grams. John Buckley, managing director of carbonfootprint.com, estimated that it can produce 1 gram to 10 gram or CO2 depending upon the complexity of search.

Well lets go with the numbers as stated by Google. (I don't know if there are updated figures, please let me know if so). Each google search takes around 0.2 grams of CO2, and saves a lot of CO2 by providing you so and so information because you don't have to waste energy in other processes to get the same information. Fine! But what about Google Instant. When a single search converts into more than 10-15 searches. As I know my average length of my search strings should be atleast 15 characters. Even though if it reduces by Google instant by 2-3 characters, I will still end up doing atleast 12 searches instead of one. And we are still not talking about typos and backspaces here. So how Google is thinking on saving our environment. I don't expect them to read this, as there are not many visitors to my blog, but I am sure they will find out this soon and will try to do something about this. And then all Google lovers including me will love it even more!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Getting Some Traffic - Dabangg, Salman Khan and Mumbai Attack

Strange title!!! What I am doing is something that Salman Khan did. Got some traffic for his latest release, "Dabangg" by commenting something which could become masala Item for media. I don't think it mattered for anybody what the comment was. For salman and movie financer/director/producer it was a popularity stunt to get traffic. For media channels its always like that. They could finally got some TRP from sports channel which agains spent millions of dollars by showing the now boring Champions League. For shivsena it was again something to show their presence in mumbai. I somewhere read a facebook like status (read facebookish status) - Shivsena likes Salman's apology for his comment. Awesome!!! Traffic for everyone... Profit for everyone...
and we also got to spend some time out of our boring life on this masala.

Best part is that I am also hoping some traffic by using all the above keywords in my blog. So I must say, comments like such should be rewarded lavishly.

Since you have read it I would like to tell you that I cculdn't was the movie for more than 3 minutes after Salman Khan's Entry. For detailed reviews you can use Google Instant. :)